Celebr-8000

Artifact Creature - Clown/Robot
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. <CR>
• 2 --- menace • 5 --- flying <CR>
• 3 --- vigilance • 6 --- indestructible <CR>
• 4 --- lifelink

Artifact Creature - Clown/Robot
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. <CR>
* 2 --- menace * 5 --- flying <CR>
* 3 --- vigilance * 6 --- indestructible <CR>
* 4 --- lifelink